Here's an excerpt from one of my wife's recent phone conversations....
Wife's friend: "Remember when you were a kid and you had lice?"
Wife: "Um, no. I never had lice when I was a kid."
Having a hard time figuring out what you are looking for when you think your kids have lice? This picture of the 3 stages of the head lice life cycle can help:
m'K. I'm getting itchy. And im officially skeeved out. I think I'll stop now.