There is this lady I know. You probably know her too. She is the kind of person you just want to smack the crap out of. She doesn't really work. She just spends a lot of money all day, everyday, mostly on herself, and mostly on getting her nails done. She doesn't really earn any money herself though. In any given month, she spends more than her account is worth anyway, thanks to her hard working husband.
As many of you know, I am fluent in Spanish. This lady calls me quite often so that I can tell her hispanic nanny the things she wants done by the time she gets back from the spa. And this spanish lesson is dedicated to her. Hey, lady... your nails look great. Really.