Finger Lickin' Good

This is an actual email that was sent to my entire staff by my calendar clerk this morning.  If any of you are considering munching out on cheddar cheese popcorn, be afraid. Be VERY afraid.  

"Whoever was at my desk last nite after I left, not quite sure why anyone would be at my desk when I am gone??? but next time if you are at my desk for any reason and decide to eat chedder cheese popcorn, you might want to clean up the mess you left on my floor and all over my files, its VERY RUDE and I really didnt appreciate the mess that I had to clean up when I got here this am--Dara"